MAKE ME LAUGH !!

This is a long one guys, but funny..

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.

I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying 'Hello.'

I politely said, 'This is Rude. Could I please speak
with Robyn Carter?'

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right fucking number!' and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldnt believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the
'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled
'You're an (Word Censored By Forum Administrator) !' and hung up. I wrote his
number down with the word '(Word Censored By Forum Administrator)' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an (Word Censored By Forum Administrator) !' It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic
(Word Censored By Forum Administrator) calling would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John
Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if
you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?'

He yelled 'NO!' and slammed down the phone. I
quickly called him back and said, 'That's because
you're an (Word Censored By Forum Administrator)!' and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a
parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled
into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and
yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the
idiot ignored me. I noticed a 'For Sale sign in his
back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first
(Word Censored By Forum Administrator) (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that
I'd better call the BMW (Word Censored By Forum Administrator), too.

I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for
sale?'

He said, 'Yes, it is..'

I asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?'

He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax

It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right
out in front.'

I asked, 'What's your name?' He said, 'My
name is Don Hansen.'

I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you,
Don?'

He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'

I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?'

He said, 'Yes?'

I said, 'Don, you're an (Word Censored By Forum Administrator) !'

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea.

I called (Word Censored By Forum Administrator) #1.

He said, 'Hello.'

I said, 'You're an (Word Censored By Forum Administrator)!'

(But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, 'Are you still there?'

I said, 'Yeah.'

He screamed, 'Stop calling me!'

I said, 'Make me.'

He asked, 'Who are you?'

I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'

He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?'

I said, '(Word Censored By Forum Administrator), I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in
Fairfax, a yellow rambler,

I have a black Beamer parked in front.'

He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don.

And you had better start saying your prayers.'

I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared,
(Word Censored By Forum Administrator),' and hung up.

Then I called (Word Censored By Forum Administrator) No. 2.

He said, 'Hello?'

I said, 'Hello, (Word Censored By Forum Administrator) .'

He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'

I said, 'You'll what?'

He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your (Word Censored By Forum Administrator),'

I answered, 'Well, (Word Censored By Forum Administrator), here's your chance.

I'm coming over right now.'

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34

Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that my gay lover was on his way over to kill me.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.....😂😂