MAKE ME LAUGH !!

A brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible' says the Doctor, "Show me".
She takes her finger and touches her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes on her knee and screams, pushes on her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain.
The Doctor says "You're not a natural brunette are you?"
"No," she replies, " I'm a natural blonde and have just dyed my hair!"
"I thought so" said the Doctor, "You have a broken finger!"

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I love blondes.... rolling rolling rolling

Those are really great guys! rolling

Whats a flat earthers biggest fear?
Sphere itself

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A giggle for the day bloke's 🤣😂

A woman walks into a welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
'Wow,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"

'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having
Heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, 'sit down Billy.' All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here
To sign up. I'll need all your children's names."

"Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Billy
And the girls are all named Billie."

In disbelief, the case worker says, 'are you serious?
They're all named Billy?'

Their mamma replied, 'Well, yes, it makes it easier. When it's
Time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, Billy!
And when it's time for dinner, I just yell Billy! And they all
Come running. And if I need to stop the kid who's running
Into the street, I just yell Billy and all of them stop. It's
The smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Billy.'

The case worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
Forehead and says tentatively, 'but what if you just want
One kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'

'Then I call them by their last names.'

A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.
He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come on in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked,
'Do any of the girls have any diseases?'

Of course the Madam said 'No'.

The boy said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after having sex with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want.'

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.

He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'

He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a babysitter.

After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.
When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease..

Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.

In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the prick who ran over my FROG!'🤣😂

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Boy howdy!!

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